Look. Up.
Finvaara
You look up.
There’s no sign of any hat in the canopy, at least not from this angle. Maybe you’ll try climbing a tree once you’ve exhausted your other options.
See if there’s anything interesting in that cylindrical metal structure. It looks a little small for the hat to fit into, but you never know?
EpiglottalAxolotl
You see a metal container that was cast aside by the gods. Containers like these are traded by the merchants of Canard’s Wharf every day, and you know that they hold all sorts of delicacies, from divine alcohol to scrumptious beans. You jump up and peer inside.
Unfortunately, this one has already been licked clean. No delicacies or hats to be found.
To stave off boredom while you search, take out your sword and pretend you’re fighting off a dragon. Its never not the appropriate time to practice your heroics.
Violet the Screeching Creature
You practice your lunge against the empty container, punishing the object for its lack of delicacies.
Ha! Take that, you foul dragon!
The container has been defeated. You gain zero experience points.
Search the grass! There is something colorful to our left.
Iron Wofle
You spy a flash of red behind some tall grass, nestled in the shade of a dense thicket.
Oh yeah! That’s what we’re here for.
You wade through the grass, ready to reclaim the hat and make your triumphant return. But as you draw near, the red rises up and whisks away, revealing itself as a tuft of red fur tail attached to a large, bristly tail.
You are overcome by a primal, abyssal sense of dread.
From the darkness of the thicket, a creature rises and steps forward. He studies you with a pair of piercing, golden eyes.
You are face to face with a vulpes.
What do you do?
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Hello! Have you perchance seen a red hat anywhere? Thank you for your time!
This!
Quickly, politely but in a clear sense of hurry we must talk to this Titan
It just might be friendly??
Raise your blade. You just defeated a dragon hiding itself within a metal can. This vulpes will stand no chance!
Get low and scamper into the brush. Stay out of sight to give yourself time to formulate a plan.
Maybe you can talk your way out of this – if it can speak, that is. Take a deep breath, bow before the Titan, and respectfully start a conversation.
Try to outfox the titan. Claim there’s something much tastier than yourself in that metal container over there. Oh, and they wouldn’t happen to have seen a red hat, would they?
Don’t waste time and brainjuice with lies. There’s always a chance it isn’t hungry or doesn’t want to eat you for reasons. It’s a small chance. If it sees you, ask if it has seen the hat. Do not stand still. Move slowly toward safety if you’re ignored. Moved quickly if you are not ignored.
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